Because there are Plenty of Fish in the Sea

• Fish are fish, there are a lot of them in the sea and they are all pretty much identical. It's only when you catch one that you think it's a special fish.
• Fish die. Life goes on. You find new fish.
• Some fish have ears and they like to listen to their female counterparts. If you're in the boat long enough, you'll eventually meet one.
• You don't need a fish to make you happy; you just need any sort of fish to keep you from getting lonely.
• Sometimes when you're young and you don't need to settle down just yet, you can have fun with as many fish as you like.
• Some fish are just bastards. That's how life goes.
• When you don't have fish you have more shrimp (because shrimp are used as bait to catch fish, the shrimp can be analogous to your friends).
• Flirting with fish is always fun.
• If it's my destiny to catch a fish and keep it forever, it'll happen
• If not, I'll stay a virgin forever. I'm pretty sure I'll find compensation in heaven.
• But I'm pretty sure that fish will come along
• And when it does, we'll get married on the beach at sunset.